Rechargeable Mosquito-hitting Swatter

The following text was seen on the packing material of an "electric mosquito swatter" that I recently purchased. The text below was copied from it, verbatim, with punctuations intact. It's one of those "All your base are belong to us" moments.

Main Character:

1. Rechargeable Type: It furnishes 2 pcs. of 1.2V high quality rechargeable batteries which can by recharged in recycle for more than 600 times. It is quite practical and economic.
2. Twice-speed discharge: It adopts an innovative twice-speed discharge circuit which can output 2500V in a moment. So, it has the best result for result forhitting mosquito.
3. Electric Shockproof Net: It can kill mosquito which is sucking blood on human bodies but it is harmless to human. when touching the net on flat surface, without any feeling of electric shock, so, it is safe for use.
4. Leakproof Net: It consists on a special 3-layer net which can easily catch insect and never leak out.

Directions:

1. When charging, please use AC 100-240V, 50HZ power source.
2. Before using, please charge the batteries for 8-15 hours. They can be recharged in recycle for 600 times.
3. When hitting insect, you can easily kill them just by pressing it's switch.
4. When the indicator twinkle, it indicate that the batteries run out. Then, the swatter should be recharged for 8-15 hours.

Warning:

1. For more safety, do not press the switch or touch the ourface of net when swatter is in charge.
2. Please do not finger the medium-layer net.
3. Please shake swatter for cleaning off insect carcasses which remain in net. Be sure don't wash it with water so as to avoid shortcircuit.
4. The swatter may become without high-voltage or in low-voltage conditions when it absorbe damp in wet weather, the effect will be declined. Then it can be dried by blowing with electric blower or shining with sunshine. The effect will be recovered soon.
5. Children must instruce under adult when use it.